We all know the importance of being hydrated, drink lots of water we are constantly told.
With this in mind, we set off to France with lots of bottles of water for our 400 mile drive for our break over half term. You know what its like travelling with children sooner or later you will hear a cry from the back of the car “need a wee”, this usually occurs just after you have passed the services, in France there would appear to be a few more than in the UK, so it wasn’t too long a drive to attend to the matter in hand. Our first stop, proper facilities, somewhere to stock up on coffee, snacks, fuel if needed. This stop passed without incident, only another 100 miles to our destination, hopefully we can make it without the need for further stops.
Oh no another 50 miles down the road when another cry of “need a wee” came from the back of the car. No worries service area only 2km away, perfect, can you hold on? Yes, good. Now the sign for this service area was a little different from the previous one, just a picnic bench, not a problem, these usually have facilities, we will stop there. However, this is where things went wrong, picnic bench service areas tend to have less, how can I put it, sophisticated facilities, basically the hole in the ground type of facilities. Not a problem a disabled toilet is spotted, no-one else is around we will make use of that, but this was not possible (well, I wouldn’t use it :0/). So it is back to the hole in the ground, this one was a bit more modern than some of the previous ones I have seen, it had a self flushing system, which seem to work when it detected motion, now there is a lot of moving around a toilet when you are helping a young child to use these facilities, and to be quite truthful, I have no idea how it happened or what happened! Let me just say, trousers needed to be changed!
My advice, stay clear of picnic benches go for spoons and forks.








